Soccer Babes Slots Combines hot chicks and sports in ways that will have most men of all ages feeling their jimmy’s rustled as their bank accounts grow. With very decent graphics and solid gameplay mechanics, we feel almost bad for liking Soccer Babes Slots, but not by much. The more timid may not like what this slot has to offer, but if you like Hooters and sports, you cannot help but love this game. We enjoyed our time with it a little too much, and it mostly left us wishing women’s soccer was played in outfits like these.
Premise
The premise of Soccer Babes Slots is a bit crude, but it works: boobs, butts, and balls. It is a winning combination in our book, and we think anyone that believes otherwise needs to get over themselves. Soccer is the world’s most popular sport, and hot women are the world’s most popular pastime, making the combination of the two a winning match we wish would have happened sooner. We would love to see pretty much all sports and related things made into Babe Slots, even if it was something boring like Congress and Parliament hearings. Hot judges could work.
Presentation
Graphics in Soccer Babes Slots are the main draw, and thankfully they do not disappoint. The colors are rich, vivid, and inviting, and the character designs are all top notch on all fronts. Everything is crisp, clear, and compelling, running at hi res no matter where you are, and being just as enticing from any device. It is unexpectedly well done, even the cleats having a nice ambient glow to them that is only detracted from when you are staring at the rest of the asses and assets this game has to offer.
Mechanics
Gameplay in Soccer Babes Slots is fairly standard, but not in a bad way. With 5 reels and 5 pay lines, there is not too much going on here to distract you from the main event, which is T and A. Things play quickly and pay out even quicker, making for a good time to be had, but it is abundantly clear that the point of the game is a zen like experience with some tits mixed in. We are completely okay with that, and think more games should follow suit with the Babe example. There are no downsides to it, and we believe we authentically had more fun while looking at arousing illustrations. We cannot say for sure, but we would be happy to play more babe games in a double blind study to find out.
Likes
+ Butts
+ Boobs
+ Balls
+ Good payouts
+ Quick pace
+ Nice illustrations
Dislikes
- Could have been bigger butts
Who is this Game For?
This game is suitable for players of all types. In particular, it should appeal to:
* Players new to digital slots and looking for something relatively accessible
* Moderate intensity players that have gotten their feet plenty wet in the online slots world and are looking for something a little more involved
* Jaded slot vets
* People that mostly want to win a bunch of money playing digital slot games
* Players looking for slot nostalgia for the similarities and differences this slot has to other games
* People more used to normal video games that are looking to get their feet wet in the world of online slots
Who is the Game NOT For?
Although we enjoy this slot, it is not for everybody. In particular, it may not be your cup of tea if this describes you in any fashion:
* Averse to winning money online
* Looking for something truly innovative in the genre
* You find the theme in any way offputting
Is it Buggy?
In the time we spent playing this game, we did not encounter any bugs, problems, or errors. The same cannot be said for all slots of this genre, so we commend the developers for a job well done on that. We also encountered no issues in processing winnings or payments, and everything ran very smooth just like you would expect across many varied devices in a variety of ecosystems and operating systems.
Conclusion
Soccer Babes Slots Is the Hooters of the slot world, combined with a sports bar to make things more interesting. Although it does not wow in the gameplay or feel particularly innovative there, what it does it does well, and without reservations. This might not be a slot the majority of ladies out there will appreciate, it is a guy’s game that feels refreshing in a world of fantasy elf slots that seem trying to appeal to women. We recommend giving it a spin to see what all the fuss is about, and doing so out of view of others so they cannot peer into your screen and judge you.
